Party Party Party!

Last week was a party week. Thursday, Break on Friday, and then two parties on Saturday! I shall give u a blow-by-blow account of what happened.

Ok Friday was Ankits party at his new condo which he hasnt moved into yet. It was actually to celebrate the end of the O'lvls. So umm... I told him I would come, so I like arranged with Rajiv and Teajas Rao( Got a new catch-phrase for him btw "How now... brown Rao") Haha! OKOK so anyway, I made my grand entrance a little late as usual. Well I wasnt really expecting like ZoukOut crowd and all, but damn! I walked in the function room and it was... EMPTY. Well save one person, but DUDE! Where did all the peeepol go man?!! I swear it looked like those cowboy desert scenes in the movies where there is one person on the other end and those balls of dust or nettles or whatever rolling by in the wind.

But ok lah... it wasnt as bad as I first thought it was, because everone else was actually outside at the barbeque. Oh and by saying "everyone else" I dint mean like there was a reasonable crowd back there, I meant like maybe 12-15 more people were there. There were these two chinese chicks there though. Kinda forgot their names but one of em was really hot lah!!!
Ankit... if ure reading this, give her my number ok? Or actually just give me her number. Girls dont usually call me back. "Too psycho" they say. Jeez! I think I should get an award for the most number of girls Ive turned lesbian. I dint mean for it though. Hmm...

Well, I cheered up a little after realising that two very important people were at the party, with some of their friends who wouldnt be important without them. Mr Chivas and Mr Absolut... their friends were umm... Coke and Sprite we mingled them after breaking the ice. NIAHAHAHAHAHA!

Party #2

It was Sonali's bdae party on saturday at Drishtea's house. Went there with Raggif and Teajas. It was alright... food looked good, crowd looked pretty good too... some people were really getting into the groove a little later on... funny how this one ang moh girl remined me of ben stiller in Zoolander while dancing... but you know... if she enjoys herself dancing like that, then ive got no problems with it... knock ureself out I say! Drishti has a nice house btw... really huge. I particularly liked the statue of the sexy lady under her dining table. Man if I had that under my dining table... I would even consider seconds of gross vegetables.

Well we gave sonali her prezzie, I hugged her abt 4 times throughout the night wishing her happy bdae over and over again. I left at around 11.15 with Chirag. We shared a cab and had a pretty good conversation. I got off at Mohd Sultan Rd and went into cheekies.

Now heres the story you guys have been waiting for...

Party #3 - Cheeky Monkeys

Got in there, headed for the loo first. Needed to leak badly. Got out and met up with all my classmates and coursemates. Dominic, Ashwin, Jean, Radah, Vickie, and of course the B`dae girl Nisa! Im tellin you... it was a freak night. I had a lot to drink, we were all so high man. Went to dance with ash, dom and his gf nicole. Me and Ash were displaying our rather unconventional dance moves. I finally was able to perform the new move I had been working on... Its called the Cobra... I put one hand over the other so that it resembled a cobra, started twirling around bringing my hands from the bottom over my head and striking people with violent forward head movements. WAHAHAHA! Awesome shiiite yo! I looked around and it seemed like it was the norm for everyone to be really pissed drunk in there. There was this dude who was dancing really vigorously on the podium. His actions had an uncanny resemblance to someone who had just swallowed a bottle of muscle relaxants. Im telling you... it was like watching a giant hyperactive jellyfish grooving to the beat. Nisa was so high she was kissing everyone (I was not spared). One of Ashwin's friends has a thing for Mas(She came later btw). He was like so close to her, they looked like a pair of conjoined twins dancing with very poor coordination. There was this other dude who was like all over Vickie. He was hugging her and dancing at the same time. It was like watching Santa Clause in a potato sack running a race... they looked like they were gonna fall over anytime. With love and puke blossoming all over, I went outside and saw Ashwin sitting down near this other tamiley dude. Fella was pissed drunk with a capital Pissed! We started chatting with him. We asked him if he was ok and all, then talked abt what was goin on in the club. Then it progressed to the clichè questions part.

Me: So where you from??

Drunk: Im from AC....JAY SEEEEE (ACJC)

Me & Ashwin: Oh Ok.

Ashwin: You look sleepy dude

Drunk: I look skinny?

Ashwin: Nono... you look sleepy.

Drunk: Im not SKINNY(He really wasnt)

Me and Ash(In between chuckles): SLEEPY SLEEPY!

Drunk: NO! The two of you are skinny! *Points at us*

We finally relent...

Me and Ash: Yeah yeah... we are skinny. We are too drunk! Dont know what we are saying dude! Anyway, we are going in now...

Drunk: Okay... any problem, you(points at himself) come and look for me(points at us)



But I gotta say man... What a night. Cant wait to do it again with my classmates. Shared a cab with Jean and Radah. Radah forgot her house keys so she and Jean went to sleep in a drain. I headed home and had 6glasses of water before I slept. Well then... till next time. Adioz!

Guess whose back???

Guess whoze back?? Back again... Shady's Cowz back... tell a frend.

It feels good to be back after a long while. I dont really know what to say here... dont really have anything in particular to say. I guess shall just talk a bit about whats been goin on in my life.

Holidays came and went just like that. School has started again, and my word... things are going pretty fast already. Its like a giant hand just picked me up and dropped me in a really fast stream thats leading to a waterfall. It wasnt like that last sem. Last sem was more like me voluntarily jumping into a lake thinggy that connects to that stream leading to the waterfall. Im already beginning to feel a little lost. Someone throw me a life-jacket please.

On a lighter note, my sister and I have just launched our debut single. Its entitled "Leg Hair". A tribute to the many strands of leg hairs the hair follicles on my legs excrete.

Listen to it Here

Its just superb lah. Im on the tablas.

I caught Moon People on wednesday. It was reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllyyyyyyyyy good man! For those who dont know, Moon People is a musical by Temasek Poly, commemorating its 15h anniversary. I knew like half of the actors there... many of them were a surprise. My LSM2 tutor and my Management tutor for example. Dominic(My classmate) played one of the leads. He was bloody brilliant. I would even venture to say he was as good as me. Wahahahaha!

Right... I noticed none of yall are laughing so ill just move on... Went cycling after a long time again. kinda threw myself back onto the game really hard. We went trailing. Not the normal Bukit Timah trail, which is a breeze compared to the one we went to. Its called woodcutters trail, about 3-4 times longer than the bukit timah trail. Took us about 2 hours to complete. It was really nasty cuz first we had to cycle thru this little stream which was really cold, and then came the painful part. there were vines entangled all over, and these vines had like a million thorns on them. I was screaming like Homer Simpson man. "Ouch!" "Yikes" "Bjeez" "Dammit" "DOH!!!!"

Oh... Amreet and I got roles as extras in this new Arts Central show called "9 lives", starring Adrian Pang and Lim Yu Beng. We went down for the first day of filming at DXO(Formerly Embassy). We were a little disappointed when we learnt we wouldnt have any lines, we were to be "Passer-by's". It was damn funny lah when the fella came and told us that we were supposed to be passer-by's. Me and Reet were stting down and he was like...

"Okay for your first scene you guys are passer-by's. We will need u in about 30mins, so just hang around here I will come get yall later."

So Amreet and I were like "Okay... we will just do our warm-ups then. Do a bit of stretching and stuff."

The guy looked at us with a severely bewildered look and was like...
"Erm... well actually yall are just passer-by's. You dont have lines."

Then Amreet cut him off and said.
"YEAH!... But we dont wanna risk having leg cramps and all you know!"

I couldnt take it anymore... I started laughing and could just nod in agreement. The guy thought we were crazy morons and walked off. For some strange reason, 90% of the extras were all
PRC(China) folks. Amreet and I were like wtf... but tried our utmost not look too pertubed by this. Our initial thoughts were that we were extras in a chinese show. But the leads were talking in English. *Phew*

One cameraman, Raj, fell asleep on the floor outside the club and started snoring. Lots of strange happenings. Anyway, we ended filming at like 6:40am. We were so drained man... oh and hungry too. We went to Funan's mcdonalds but they werent open yet. So we just settled for some microwaved food from 7-11. We split up after that, I went home, got my bag and went to school. Kept dozing off in lecture initially until Ashwin came and sat beside me. Okay then... till next time. Adioz!